I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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