Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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