Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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