I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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