I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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