so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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