Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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