Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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