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Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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