So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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