I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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