so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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