just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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