I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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