He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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