im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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