I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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