Are we in a gay sports bar?
i barfeds in our rink
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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