i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
no you cant smoke seaweed
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
