Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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