Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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