Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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