you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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