Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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