I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Couch. On fire.
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