Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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