Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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