On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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