If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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