question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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