She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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