My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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