Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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