So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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