I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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