I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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