she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Alive.
So much puke
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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