Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
she looked like the before picture.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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