If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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