What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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