Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Randomize
