remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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