you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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