Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
you made out with another girl for some wings
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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