what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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