That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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