Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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