Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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