How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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