Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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