That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The air was thick with penises
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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