the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Randomize
