Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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