wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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