Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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