i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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