I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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